Oto. I am often consumed by darkness when I “touch Durendal.”
Pon. America! We’ll kill your minister of defense or whatever because you don’t buy enough weapons from us. Actually, that doesn’t sound implausible … let me put my thing first.
Oto. Mine’s gotta be first. It’s just a stupid joke.
Pon. Mine is also a stupid joke. You get all the stupid joke slots. Always monopolizing the stupid jokes.
Oto. Hibiki’s girlfriend better be careful. Tsubasa’s gone all dere.
Pon. I don’t think the show ships those two. It’s not subtle about who it ships.
Oto. Good. I hate that yuri plot where one of them sees the other hanging out with someone else and immediately assumes they’re cheating. Also totally a yaoi plot, BTW.
Pon. Maybe it’s just a … bear with me … romance cliche?
Oto. Shut up.
Pon. Anyway, I’m starting to suspect that Girlfriend’s there to provide some drama when the show gets into a rut and just blathers about pretend politics for 18 minutes.
Oto. Answer me this. Why are there big-ass windows in both the library and the hospital wing in such a way that you can just look in on sick people? And Girlfriend could spot Hibiki hangin’ with Tsubasa.
Pon. A construction crew came in and installed those between episodes 5 and 6 so the plot could continue.