Steven Universe 35-36

Steven Universe 35: I see you

Oto. AWWWWWdorable. Is it weird that everyone having their own thoughts and feelings and experiences kinda freaks me out? This is why I don’t get out much. Dealing with people is complicated.

Pon. Fuckin’ immortals. Why is it always immortals who appreciate the human experience? I’ll tell you why. Because they don’t have to live in it. It sucks. Actually, I was thinking you’d say something nicer and I’d counteract it with outrageous negativity, so now I just feel like an asshole. Let’s see … I like that this reminded me of the betamax tape from Cowboy Bebop?

Oto. In this episode Steven goes to hell aka a land made entirely of cat hair. See? Lion has all this shit from Steven’s mom because he is Steven’s mom. Hiding it away until he was ready. Shoulda taken the sword.

Pon. And the shirt. Don’t forget to upgrade your armor. He’s not Steven’s mom, though. Jesus. He’s a reality marble or some shit.

Oto. Are they really gonna introduce a time war plot to Steven Universe?

Pon. Yeah, the show has a plot now? Weird … I would’ve liked this show a lot when I was a kid, I think. It’s a lot more interesting than the goddamn Pirates of Dark Water. But that was a time when a cartoon that didn’t reestablish the status quo at the end of every episode was rare in the US. We hadn’t really had anime since the 80s.

Oto. I’m not sure how I feel about this. I trust they can make it good, but this isn’t really what I wanted out of this show. You know what really pisses me off, though? Amethyst ate all the cheese packets out of the instant mac ‘n cheese. That’s like eating the frosting out of a box of Toaster Strudels and leaving the strudel. What an asshole!

Pon. They even show Steven eating the cheeseless mac. Nice detail.


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